Tag: Satirical Odyssey News Network
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All SONN posts come true in the future
THE FUTURE- Our on-site reporter was stuck in the future after a glitch in our “where are they now” machine. The year 2026, which surprisingly we’re all still on earth in, has some news of its own. As well as every even semi-satirical political news post coming true, our own Odyssey-specific news came to pass…
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Mr. Whittaker In Trouble After Details Of His Life Before Moving To Odyssey Emerge
ODYSSEY, USA – Local business owner John Whittaker is in hot water after The Odyssey Tattler leaked images of Mr. Whittaker online. These images purport to show the other life of John Whittaker, before he moved to the small town of Odyssey. Mr. Whittaker has vehemently denied the allegations, despite the pictures clearly showing him…
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SONN has free reign on Twitter now that The Babylon Bee is banned
THE INTERNET- Now that Twitter has banned because of something we’re sure was intentionally rude and racist or something, SONN now has the ability to be the most cutthroat, despicably rude Satirical website on Twitter, at least for true AIO fans. Although I guess we don’t do politics here, so I guess we can’t technically…
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Bonafide Odyssey fan wants to slap all those so-called “AIO Fans”
LOS ÁNGELES, CA- We finally found a true AIO fan on the streets of Odyssey, here’s what he had to say. “I’m tired of all these fake Odyssey fans roaming around pretending to know what’s going on in the Odyssey community, but really have no idea about any recent events, or even unrecent events! If…
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Focus re-releases the Lost and Unreleased Episodes as today’s episodes are probably more controversial anyway
COLORADO SPRINGS, CO- After once again airing the original episodes on the radio, the AIO Team has made an executive decision to re-release the Unreleased episodes and put the old Lost episodes back on the air next time around. Dave Arnold had this to say: “We just think that after piling up so many controversies…
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Morrie Rydell Sure Putin is Bringing Out the Good in Ukraine
ODYSSEY, USA- We interviewed Morrie Rydell a few days ago, who gave his thoughts on the war in Ukraine. “I don’t really know much about either country, but if there’s one thing I know from kidnapping, threatening death, and gaslighting, it’s that when someone does something like this, it’s to bring out the best in…
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Facebase is All Platforms at Once
COLORADO SPRINGS, CO- After speaking with the writers and directors and doing extensive research, we determined what exactly the fictional social media platform “Facebase” is. It started out as a little company, and now it’s attempting to be a convoluted mix of several platforms, Facebook, Twitter, Tiktok, and Instagram. Because of this, everybody uses Facebase,…
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Hal Smith’s Whit Looks Down on Odyssey in Disgust
GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN- We interviewed the original John Whittaker today to allow him to discuss with us his thoughts on the present state of his town. His answers surprised us. First he told us his thoughts on the spiritual nature of the town. He said, ”I am appalled at the way my daughter was…
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Club Member Creates Letter to Club in Club Comment Format, Wins Competition
Detroit, MI- We received inside information from the decision-makers about who will be the ones to receive the special prizes from Gary Locke. It is very good news, and now we have an exclusive! The first one of three we received was sent by George G. We have it below. “okay, so i’m going to…
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Eugene’s Entire Life Just Fever Dream From Four Corners
OAK PARK, CO- Eugene Meltsner woke up on an uneventful day to find himself in a completely different home. He was in a room with Bryant Jennings, who had made him breakfast the earlier day. He was shocked and confused at the same time. According to Mr. Jennings, he continued to repeat, “Where is everyone?…