Tag: Satirical Odyssey News Network
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Local Man Got 90% of His Advanced Vocabulary from Eugene
BOISE, IDAHO- An Idaho man named Nathaniel Peterson was veritably breathless upon discovering that 90% of his vocabulary had come from Adventures in Odyssey’s Eugene Meltsner. According to Peterson, the vast majority of words he knows — like ‘felicitations,’ ‘colloquialism,’ and ‘indubitably’ — were gleaned directly from the scripts of the Adventures in Odyssey tapes he…
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Your Favorite Adventures in Odyssey Satire Posts
On June 3rd, 2021, the “Satirical Odyssey News Network” would post for the first time. When the first post was released, it was clear this fan creation would be an instant hit. Since then, SONN has been making fans laugh again and again and is increasingly popular every time a post comes out. We’ve put…
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AIO Writer’s Block Newsletter- February 8th, 2025
AIO Thought of the Week:[image (available on website): screen shot of Dalton Kearn’s AiO Wiki page where under notes one of the bullet points reads “Dalton is suspected to have a form of Autism” and an inserted text by me which reads, “By whom?”] I don’t think this is that big a deal but I’m…
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Donald Trump Taps John Whittaker as White House Director of…Something
PALM BEACH, FL- President-Elect Donald Trump has indicated his desire to include John Avery Whittaker among his staff picks for his upcoming four-year term. Trump said he was “looking to fill a particular hole in the government, a moral hole.” He stated he didn’t quite know what Whit would do in the White House but…
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James Dobson Launches New Audio Drama Suspiciously Similar To AIO
Colorado Springs, CO – Dr. James Dobson, former president of Focus on the Family and current host of Family Talk released a new audio drama that has striking similarities to Adventures in Odyssey which is run by his former organization Focus on the Family. The program will be called Adventures in Illiad which will focus…
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Don’s Top Ten SONN Articles
Looking back on SONN articles for this event has really pointed out to me the ones that make me laugh out loud. Some of these titles are truly hilarious, even the ones I wrote. Perhaps it’s that feeling of observing something you worked on with an outside view that is only obtained by stepping away…
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Wilson Knox Begins To Think Maybe He Shouldn’t Have Unbelievers Leading Worship
ODYSSEY, USA – Today local Pastor of Odyssey Community Church Wilson Knox started to rethink who he had leading worship at his church events. Knox has been serving faithfully in his position at the Church for several years now and moved to Odyssey because of his relation to local ice cream shop owner John Whittaker.…
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Bart Rathbone Banned From the United Kingdom After Mixing Up the British Isles
LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM- Irish and Scottish MPs agreed to issue a warning to Bart Rathbone earlier today after he committed the cardinal sin of confusing Ireland and Scotland in his store earlier this week. The Odyssey businessman claimed it was an “honest mistake” and claimed he “didn’t mean anytin’ by it”. Scottish residents disagree, as…
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After Ben Shapiro’s Smashing Success, Bernard Walton Decides to Diss Kids With Dirty Fingers
ODYSSEY, USA- Tom MacDonald decided to let Bernard Walton come into his studio and record after Ben Shapiro declared his “rap Hannukkah” complete this week. The single album highlighted Bernard’s frustration with ice-cream-fingered children, and included lyrics such as “I’ll stuff you with chocolate and call you the Easter bunny”. Many are calling this a…