Tag: Mr. Whittaker
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Mayor Margaret Faye Announces New Mandate Of The Novabox For All Citizens Of Odyssey
ODYSSEY, USA – Today at a press conference, Mayor Margaret Faye announced a new law in Odyssey. All inhabitants of the town are now required to have a Novabox in their house that is used daily. If they do not abide by these measures, they must stay home to keep those who are using the…
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John Whittaker Files Lawsuit Against Focus on The Family For Defamatory Video Series
ODYSSEY, USA – Local business owner John Whittaker filed a lawsuit against Evangelical organization Focus on the Family. Reportedly, Focus obtained the rights from Whittaker to write a video series about Whittaker and his ice cream shop “Whit’s End.” Whittaker is now in court with Focus on the Family’s lawyers because Whittaker sees the video…
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Jules Laughs Maniacally As She Gets Buck To Fall Into Trouble Once Again
ODYSSEY, USA – Jules Kendall is reportedly laughing her head off right now after getting her “friend” Buck Oliver to fall into criminal activity once again. This time, she convinced him to light Whit’s End on fire saying “Buck, if you don’t distract Connie somehow, I won’t be able to grab her credit card to…
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John Avery Whittaker To Start Selling Weight Loss Plan called Whit Solution
ODYSSEY, USA – John Avery Whittaker is releasing a new weight loss plan to the masses. It will be called Whit Solution. It details step-by-step how you can lose weight as quickly and effectively as Whittaker did in the year of 2009. Whittaker reportedly lost over 100 pounds in that short period, along with growing…
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Mr. Whittaker Baffled As Plot To Take Over The World Located In a Town Other Than Odyssey
ODYSSEY, USA – Reports are coming in from Odyssey that John Avery Whittaker is confused after evil people are trying to take over thr world in a city that is NOT Odyssey. He said: “I was under the impression that the only plots to take over the world were only hatched in Odyssey. We’ve had…
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SONN Instant News Report! Album 73 and 74 Episodes Revealed!
COLORADO SPRINGS, CO- The writer’s have finally taken the suggestions of Club commenters and made these episodes! This is incredible news straight from Focus on the Family itself. And we’re sure people won’t raid the castle after this amazing release! Album 73 contains:A 3-parter about Buck and Jules and the Rydells…again! The episodes are called…