Tag: John Tuttle III
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James Dobson Launches New Audio Drama Suspiciously Similar To AIO
Colorado Springs, CO – Dr. James Dobson, former president of Focus on the Family and current host of Family Talk released a new audio drama that has striking similarities to Adventures in Odyssey which is run by his former organization Focus on the Family. The program will be called Adventures in Illiad which will focus…
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Wilson Knox Begins To Think Maybe He Shouldn’t Have Unbelievers Leading Worship
ODYSSEY, USA – Today local Pastor of Odyssey Community Church Wilson Knox started to rethink who he had leading worship at his church events. Knox has been serving faithfully in his position at the Church for several years now and moved to Odyssey because of his relation to local ice cream shop owner John Whittaker.…
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Bernard returns to Odyssey, surprising residents with his new nose job
ODYSSEY, USA – After an extended absence from the town of Odyssey, longtime resident and window washer Bernard Walton returned. Friends and neighbors of Bernard threw a welcome home party for their friend at local ice cream parlor, Whit’s End. When Bernard came through the door of Whit’s End, many gasped at his new look.…
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Connie Excited For Yet Another Valentine’s Day Spent Single
Odyssey, USA – Today resident ice cream shop employee Connie Kendall expressed her total joy over yet another Valentine’s Day spent single. On her show Candid Conversation with Connie on KYDS radio, she delved deep into her dating history. During this radio segment, she talked about her relationships with both Jeff Lewis and Robert Mitchell.…
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U.S. Military Shoots Down Mystery “Object” Flying Over The Midwest
Today, the Department of Defense released a statement about a recent incident miles above the earth that had many civilians scared and bewildered. Spokesman Karl Stanley told a crowd of reporters “Although many details of this case are classified, I can tell you that our satellites picked up an unknown object flying above the earth.…
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Dave Ramsey Revealed To Have Sponsored The Episode “A Little Credit, Please”
NASHVILLE, TN – Today on The Ramsey Show, host Dave Ramsey revealed a partnership he had with Christian ministry Focus on the Family. Back in 1995, Ramsey joined hands with writer and director Paul McCusker to craft an episode that would teach children about the dangers of credit cards while they were young. Ramsey said…
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Kanye West Joins The Bones of Rath After Learning They Are Enemies With The Israelites
ODYSSEY, USA – Today, popular rapper Kanye West announced his support of and involvement in the local gang “the Bones of Rath.” According to Kanye, “I found out the Bones are fightin’ some rival gang called the Israelites. I just gotta help them out.” The Bones of Rath is a gang run by Rodney Rathbone,…
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Elon Musk Reinstates Those Who Want Connie Kendall Married On His Newly Aquired Site “FaceBase”
Austin, Texas – Today, billionaire Elon Musk announced that he will be reinstating a large group of people that had previously been removed from the social media site FaceBase. Former CEO Phil Lorsey had reportedly been censoring and suspending the accounts of these people who held some beliefs he disagreed with. Musk made headlines last…
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Mr. Whittaker In Trouble After Details Of His Life Before Moving To Odyssey Emerge
ODYSSEY, USA – Local business owner John Whittaker is in hot water after The Odyssey Tattler leaked images of Mr. Whittaker online. These images purport to show the other life of John Whittaker, before he moved to the small town of Odyssey. Mr. Whittaker has vehemently denied the allegations, despite the pictures clearly showing him…