Tag: Jillian the Devil's Advocate
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Club Member Creates Letter to Club in Club Comment Format, Wins Competition
Detroit, MI- We received inside information from the decision-makers about who will be the ones to receive the special prizes from Gary Locke. It is very good news, and now we have an exclusive! The first one of three we received was sent by George G. We have it below. “okay, so i’m going to…
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20 Reasons Jillian is the Worst Person in the World (with John Tuttle III)
[Unredacted but still edited!] For the less sensitive. I’m warning you! If you’re offended by jokes like these then leave!
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Former Rydell and AIO Fan confused by current events
LYNCHBURG, VA- A former No. 1 fan of the Rydell saga was in shock after coming out from under a rock the last 3 years. He had been a huge fan in 2019 when it appeared like it would be a Novacom saga or something like that. He’s was confused and almost annoyed that since…
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Club Commenters Place Cardboard J*llian on Donkey
COLORADO SPRINGS, CO- As commenters prepared for The Great Day of J*llian, they marched to the entrance of town with a large cardboard cutout of her. They placed her upon a rented donkey and paraded downtown. They even went to the local In-n-Out and took some palm leaves to wave as. It was an incredibly…
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Why “Jillson” is LITERALLY the Worst Ship Ever (with John Tuttle III)
Don’t worry, we won’t offend the masses with this one! Enjoy these reasons Jillson is a very bad idea. We hope you agree. 1. Jason is mature 2. Jillian is not 3 . “Jillian” and “mature” do not belong in a sentence together 4. Jason follows the law 6. Jillian finds ways around the law…
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13 Reasons Jillian Marshall is the worst person in the world (with John Tuttle III) [censored edition]
1. She’s immature 2. disrespect of authority 3. inappropriate flirtatiousness 4. The mere idea Jillison makes me cry 5. Would marry for a million dollars and said she was joking, which was fake. 6. Bad role model for Jules, and anyone. Just anyone 7. Has the mind of a ten year old 8. Can’t hold…
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The What-If Family Tree
“Please keep your hands and feet inside the hypothetical situation as we journey once again into The What If Zone.” I saw a comment one day in the Club that said: buck + jules💝connie + montybarret + precillamatthew + Emilywhit + lucia then they will all be related Isaiah2017 One thing that I was made…