Tag: Connie
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“Face the Unknown” and “Face the Future” Instant Reactions
SPOILER WARNING! This is a completely unfiltered reaction to the episodes in the title. In other words, if you WANT to be spoiled, go ahead and read! Yesterday, while your writer was on a plane ride back to colorful Colorado, the second part of Face the Unknown was released to the club-paying public. I wrote…
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Connie Excited For Yet Another Valentine’s Day Spent Single
Odyssey, USA – Today resident ice cream shop employee Connie Kendall expressed her total joy over yet another Valentine’s Day spent single. On her show Candid Conversation with Connie on KYDS radio, she delved deep into her dating history. During this radio segment, she talked about her relationships with both Jeff Lewis and Robert Mitchell.…
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Dave Ramsey Revealed To Have Sponsored The Episode “A Little Credit, Please”
NASHVILLE, TN – Today on The Ramsey Show, host Dave Ramsey revealed a partnership he had with Christian ministry Focus on the Family. Back in 1995, Ramsey joined hands with writer and director Paul McCusker to craft an episode that would teach children about the dangers of credit cards while they were young. Ramsey said…
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Elon Musk Reinstates Those Who Want Connie Kendall Married On His Newly Aquired Site “FaceBase”
Austin, Texas – Today, billionaire Elon Musk announced that he will be reinstating a large group of people that had previously been removed from the social media site FaceBase. Former CEO Phil Lorsey had reportedly been censoring and suspending the accounts of these people who held some beliefs he disagreed with. Musk made headlines last…
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Jillian Marshall Attempts To Put Candles On The Christmas Tree, Burns Down House
ODYSSEY, USA – Today, firefighters were called to Kendall residence after a fire started there. The firefighters worked hard to put out the blaze, but it had already spread too fast, and the house was gutted. In the evening, a resident at the house named Jillian Marshall was home alone decorating the tree. She gave…
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Connie Late to Work After First Snow of the Year
ODYSSEY, USA – Today, the first snow of the winter fell in Odyssey. On her way to work, Connie rode in her car and spun off the road. She totaled the red Prelude gifted to her by Mr. Whittaker at Christmas, years ago. Reportedly she was combing her hair and took both hands off the…
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Jules Laughs Maniacally As She Gets Buck To Fall Into Trouble Once Again
ODYSSEY, USA – Jules Kendall is reportedly laughing her head off right now after getting her “friend” Buck Oliver to fall into criminal activity once again. This time, she convinced him to light Whit’s End on fire saying “Buck, if you don’t distract Connie somehow, I won’t be able to grab her credit card to…
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Adventures in Conspiracies!
Hopefully you’ve seen the recent video by At My Whit’s End, (which by the way is an awesome YouTube channel, check ‘em out), discussing a theory about AIO being a show in someone’s imagination. Few spoilers here people. This lead me to write about my own Odyssey conspiracy theory which I’ve had on my post…
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The Saddest Episodes.
That’s enough mystery, depth, and comedy for one month. Onion’s come to make you cry. Here are the top saddest episodes. Get out your tissues guys, this one’s gonna bring tears to your face. 5. Forever, Amen Dealing with the subject of the death of an unborn child, this episode really hits hard. The event…
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The What-If Family Tree
“Please keep your hands and feet inside the hypothetical situation as we journey once again into The What If Zone.” I saw a comment one day in the Club that said: buck + jules💝connie + montybarret + precillamatthew + Emilywhit + lucia then they will all be related Isaiah2017 One thing that I was made…