Tag: AIO Writers Block
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Arthur Dent Opens New Baked Goods Shop In Odyssey
ODYSSEY, USA – Arthur Dent was recently released from the Hillendale Haven. He has resided there for many years following the Novacom incident. His doctors reported that he needed much therapy after he suffered electroshock torture at the hands of one Bennett Charles. His doctors, however, reported that he is very well adjusted, despite the…
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Jillian Marshall Hangs Mistletoe In J & J Antiques And Gestures Suggestively Towards It
ODYSSEY, USA – Today at J & J Antiques in Odyssey, Jillian Marshall halted her work to hang some mistletoe from the ceiling of the shop. She did this while her boss, Jason Whittaker, was out making deliveries for the business. When Whittaker returned from the shop, he walked into the room and saw Jillian…
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Jimmy and Donna Forget Last Year, This Time Burn Down Entire House
ODYSSEY, USA- A few days ago, Jimmy and Donna Barclay once again found themselves in a predicament of sickly proportions. With their two parents sick with the coronavirus, they forgot the instructions to go to the Jacob’s house and decided to try their hand at Thanksgiving dinner. Despite Jimmy’s insistance that they just forget tradition…
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Uninformed Odyssey Fan Actually Likes The Video Series
Hope, Arkansas – A self proclaimed fan of Adventures in Odyssey recently came out in support of the Adventures in Odyssey video series. In this seemingly simple statement, she outed herself as totally clueless and ignorant. When faced with the facts of Odyssey and that the video series (although enjoyable for young children) is complete…
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Connie Late to Work After First Snow of the Year
ODYSSEY, USA – Today, the first snow of the winter fell in Odyssey. On her way to work, Connie rode in her car and spun off the road. She totaled the red Prelude gifted to her by Mr. Whittaker at Christmas, years ago. Reportedly she was combing her hair and took both hands off the…
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John Whittaker Files Lawsuit Against Focus on The Family For Defamatory Video Series
ODYSSEY, USA – Local business owner John Whittaker filed a lawsuit against Evangelical organization Focus on the Family. Reportedly, Focus obtained the rights from Whittaker to write a video series about Whittaker and his ice cream shop “Whit’s End.” Whittaker is now in court with Focus on the Family’s lawyers because Whittaker sees the video…
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Jared DeWhite to Start Hosting His Own Show on Info Wars
AUSTIN, TX – Jared DeWhite went on Alex Jones’ show today to announce his brand new show that will be joining the website Banned.video. His show will be called “What’s Right? with Jared DeWhite.” Jones interviewed DeWhite asking him about what kind of content the people can expect from DeWhite’s new show. DeWhite said “It…
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Jules Laughs Maniacally As She Gets Buck To Fall Into Trouble Once Again
ODYSSEY, USA – Jules Kendall is reportedly laughing her head off right now after getting her “friend” Buck Oliver to fall into criminal activity once again. This time, she convinced him to light Whit’s End on fire saying “Buck, if you don’t distract Connie somehow, I won’t be able to grab her credit card to…
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John Avery Whittaker To Start Selling Weight Loss Plan called Whit Solution
ODYSSEY, USA – John Avery Whittaker is releasing a new weight loss plan to the masses. It will be called Whit Solution. It details step-by-step how you can lose weight as quickly and effectively as Whittaker did in the year of 2009. Whittaker reportedly lost over 100 pounds in that short period, along with growing…
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Morrie Takes Emily to the Top of Whit’s End and Promises Her All the Kingdoms of the Earth if She Admits It Was All “Good”
ODYSSEY, USA – Today Morrie Rydell led Emily Jones to the roof of popular ice cream shop Whit’s End. He told her she could have all the nations of the earth if only she answered his question correctly. Jones scoffed, asking, “what question?” as she rolled her eyes. Rydell replied, “Is all of that, gooooooooooooooood?”…