Tag: AIO Writers Block
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Bart and Doris Rathbone Crown Themselves King and Queen of Odyssey Because They Own the Electric Palace
ODYSSEY, USA – Today, Bart and Doris Rathbone crowned themselves as King and Queen of Odyssey. Bart gave a press conference, or as he referred to it, a “royal briefing” to local news outlets. During the press conference, he said “I was sittin’ der with the missus and thinking to myself, why does London have…
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Melanie Jacob’s Fooled Again, This Time Sending All Her Allowance To Joel Osteen
ODYSSEY, USA – Melanie Jacobs’ parents are very disappointed in their daughter after she donated all of her money to famed prosperity gospel teacher, Joel Osteen. Dale and Ann Jacobs found out earlier today that a total of $137.68 was sent by Melanie to Lakewood Church in Houston, TX. When questioning their daughter as to…
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Bernard Walton Proposes New Law That Would Make It A Felony For Children To Touch Windows
ODYSSEY, USA – Bernard Walton proposed a new law that would hopefully make his life a little easier. Walton spends much of his day as a window washer groaning about the mess children leave on windows. The latest incident came about as Walton was cleaning the windows at Whit’s End when he saw Wyatt Perkins…
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Rathbone For Mayor Campaign Under Investigation After Reports That Donations Were All Spent On Pork Rinds
ODYSSEY, USA – The campaign of former mayoral candidate Bart Rathbone is being investigated after reports of the misuse of campaign funds. Officer Patrick O’Ryan addressed the allegations in a press conference, saying “This discrepancy came to our attention after a man by the pseudonym of Rathny Rodbone came to us with incriminating reports about…
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Mr. Whittaker Baffled As Plot To Take Over The World Located In a Town Other Than Odyssey
ODYSSEY, USA – Reports are coming in from Odyssey that John Avery Whittaker is confused after evil people are trying to take over thr world in a city that is NOT Odyssey. He said: “I was under the impression that the only plots to take over the world were only hatched in Odyssey. We’ve had…
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The History of AIO Writer’s Block.
1 year. 1 long, interesting year. A lot can happen in a year. Birth and death, creation and destruction. We’ve had riots, shutdowns, global pandemics. I mean, hellooo? But back to the point. In a year, I’ve made 60 posts. I’ve gotten likes. But you’ve heard me brag about myself. Today, the full story. From…
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The Tops of AWB
This week is anniversary week! Which means throwbacks and throw cushions. Today, I’ll stop and take some time to brag about this place and the people who keep it going by sharing a little info from my stats page. And now, AIO Writer’s Block’s top numbers! Top Post: 13 Reasons Jillian Marshall is the worst…
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Things Only AIO Fans Understand, Part 3
“I Slap Floor” “The Parental Warning thrill” “‘What did you name your child?’ ‘Mabel.’ “Why screaming, ‘Nobody tells me anything!’ is funny.” The feeling you get when a new album releases Thanks for reading! Credit goes to all the Instagram users who gave their ideas! 14.31 See ya next time!
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50th Post? Already?!
Now, to be fair, some of the posts have been update posts, very short posts, or little anniversary posts. However this is an anniversary celebration, and 50 posts is quite a milestone. Anyway, thanks for those of you who’ve stuck with us an whoaaaa! Not sharing my speech yet. See ya guys! Also, thanks for…
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Let’s Call the Whole Thing Off—Reaction
Wow. We are finally at that day, of that month, of that year. And I, Joshua himself, has made it here, on this blog. Welcome to my reaction and partial review of Rydell, Part 10, LCTWTO. Ah, that classic 2010 theme song. Just a suggestion, but maybe it should change? Pretty music. Grrrr, that Ties…