Tag: Adventures in Odyssey
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100 AWB Posts
So, y’all remember a year ago when I celebrated the website’s anniversary for a month and made a long commemoration speech? Yeah, this is gonna be nothing like that. But I do want to say a couple words. Well, we made it to 100. With almost half now being the famed SONN posts, my personal…
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Officer David Harley Comes Forward To Codemn Focus On The Family For Caving To Cancel Culture 32 Years Ago
ODYSSEY, USA – Today we were privileged to sit down for an exclusive interview with former Odyssey police officer David Harley. A full transcript of the interview can be read below. SONN: So, Mr. Harley, you have come forward today to tell us your story. David Harley: Yes. I am greatly disheartened by the actions…
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Jules Cries About Not Being Able to Run to Los Angeles This Year
ODYSSEY, USA- We were called to the Kendall residence earlier this week to give Jules her attention refill. When the SONN team arrived, we found her crying into her pillow about some recent news. The city was burning down or falling into the sea or something of the like. We tried to console her, saying…
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Jillian Marshall Attempts To Put Candles On The Christmas Tree, Burns Down House
ODYSSEY, USA – Today, firefighters were called to Kendall residence after a fire started there. The firefighters worked hard to put out the blaze, but it had already spread too fast, and the house was gutted. In the evening, a resident at the house named Jillian Marshall was home alone decorating the tree. She gave…
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Mark Zuckerberg Anounces Partnership With Andromeda Incorporated For Creation Of The Metaverse
SILICON VALLEY, CA – Today Mark Zuckerberg, president of Facebook, announced a new partnership for the creation of their new Metaverse. Zuckerberg announced at a Facebook summit that in order to accomplish the big project of building the Metaverse, they will be partnering with fellow technology company Andromeda Incorporated. Zuckerberg stated “We have a long,…
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John Whittaker Goes Back In Time In The Imagination Station To Delete Bethany’s Flood
ODYSSEY, USA – Today, ice cream shop owner John Whittaker went back in time in his time machine to get rid of an episode of popular radio series Adventures in Odyssey. Whittaker used an invention of his called “the Imagination Station.” He wanted to go back in time to delete episode #444c “Bethany’s Flood.” Whittaker…
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Eugene Meltsner Goes To The Hospital, Tests Positive For Being “A Total Genius”
ODYSSEY, USA – Today Eugene Meltsner went to Odyssey Memorial because he was afraid something was wrong. Dr. Lily Graham saw Meltsner in one of the rooms. Meltsner claimed he was suffering from, “an abnormally capacious vocabulary, and an ineradicable passion for an all-encompassing knowledge that is ever expanding.” Meltsner is concerned that these conditions…
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Mr. Whittaker Loses It After Someone Uses The Word “Coincidence” In A Sentence
ODYSSEY, USA – Today at Odyssey Community Church, John Whittaker lost his cool after overhearing a fellow Churchgoer talk about a coincidence. Pastor Wilson Knox just finished up his sermon on compassion, and the congregants were starting to file out of the building. John Whittaker, brother-in-law of Pastor Knox, and owner of popular ice cream…
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Jason Whittaker Astounded After Finding An Old Cassette Of His Father Rapping
ODYSSEY, USA – Today, Jason Whittaker was going through some old boxes at his father’s shop “Whit’s End.” He was cleaning out some storage rooms to make space for future inventions at the establishment. As he searched through boxes, he found an old cassette labeled “December 5, 1987.” Jason found a cassette player in another…
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John Whittaker Berates Child After The Child Mentioned Wanting A Television For Christmas
ODYSSEY, USA – Today, a child came into the popular ice cream shop, Whit’s End. Frank, age 7, ordered a small hot fudge sundae with his parents. Mr. Whittaker, who owns this establishment, attempted to make small talk and asked the young boy what he wanted for Christmas. Frank replied that his family’s television broke…