Tag: Adventures in Odyssey
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Melanie Jacob’s Fooled Again, This Time Sending All Her Allowance To Joel Osteen
ODYSSEY, USA – Melanie Jacobs’ parents are very disappointed in their daughter after she donated all of her money to famed prosperity gospel teacher, Joel Osteen. Dale and Ann Jacobs found out earlier today that a total of $137.68 was sent by Melanie to Lakewood Church in Houston, TX. When questioning their daughter as to…
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Bernard Walton Proposes New Law That Would Make It A Felony For Children To Touch Windows
ODYSSEY, USA – Bernard Walton proposed a new law that would hopefully make his life a little easier. Walton spends much of his day as a window washer groaning about the mess children leave on windows. The latest incident came about as Walton was cleaning the windows at Whit’s End when he saw Wyatt Perkins…
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Rathbone For Mayor Campaign Under Investigation After Reports That Donations Were All Spent On Pork Rinds
ODYSSEY, USA – The campaign of former mayoral candidate Bart Rathbone is being investigated after reports of the misuse of campaign funds. Officer Patrick O’Ryan addressed the allegations in a press conference, saying “This discrepancy came to our attention after a man by the pseudonym of Rathny Rodbone came to us with incriminating reports about…
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Mr. Whittaker Baffled As Plot To Take Over The World Located In a Town Other Than Odyssey
ODYSSEY, USA – Reports are coming in from Odyssey that John Avery Whittaker is confused after evil people are trying to take over thr world in a city that is NOT Odyssey. He said: “I was under the impression that the only plots to take over the world were only hatched in Odyssey. We’ve had…
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Robert Mitchell Found Locked In Phil Lollar’s Basement
ARIZONA – An FBI SWAT team raided the house of Phil Lollar today. Lollar is a writer for the popular radio drama, Adventures in Odyssey. They raided his house under the suspicion that he was holding one of their agents captive. Those suspicions were confirmed when they located a tunnel under Lollar’s residence which led…
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Facebook Changes Name to “Nova”
MENLO PARK, CA- Only three days ago, we received news that the popular social networking and advertising service Facebook, would soon change its business’s name to Nova, to aim for the mindoverse. We cannot determine what this means, but we’re sure that whatever it is, it would be detrimental our brains in any way. Meta…
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Sew on and Snow Forth Reaction
Today (0r yesterday, depending on when you’re reading this), the newest installment of the Snow Series was released. The Snow Series, of course, is the four-part Club episode saga, if you will, with interwoven stories about a snowstorm that takes Odyssey by storm. In case you forgot how reactions work (I mean, not like it’s…
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Things Only AIO Fans Understand, Part 3
“I Slap Floor” “The Parental Warning thrill” “‘What did you name your child?’ ‘Mabel.’ “Why screaming, ‘Nobody tells me anything!’ is funny.” The feeling you get when a new album releases Thanks for reading! Credit goes to all the Instagram users who gave their ideas! 14.31 See ya next time!
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SONN Instant News Report! Album 73 and 74 Episodes Revealed!
COLORADO SPRINGS, CO- The writer’s have finally taken the suggestions of Club commenters and made these episodes! This is incredible news straight from Focus on the Family itself. And we’re sure people won’t raid the castle after this amazing release! Album 73 contains:A 3-parter about Buck and Jules and the Rydells…again! The episodes are called…
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The Sound of Odyssey Music
Music is the backbone of Odyssey. It brings life to all episodes and makes flavorful even the most bland stories. It gives soul to the Universal Press Foundation, wings to Morrie’s mind games, flight to the Imagination Station, and life to everything AIO. John Campbell, Jared Depasquale, and others have created seven-note melody variations that…