ODYSSEY, USA- Jules Kendall was seen last week at a concert after deceiving her current caretaker and half-sister into letting her “leave the house,” proceeding to leave for a concert with music Connie Kendall would disapprove of. On top of this blatant act of disobedience, Jules was caught cozying up to a young man who was not her current boyfriend, a boy who has currently left the state for family reasons. We at the station are shocked at this-
We interrupt ourselves to bring you a shocking twist: Odyssey residents, including a shocked Connie Kendall, claim this erratic behavior from Jules is “normal” and “sounds like classic Jules.” Jules has gone on wild spurs of inconsistency, behaving reformed one day, then flying to California and finding a different boyfriend the next. It is only because of the unbelievably overgenerous people in her life, including her aforementioned boyfriend, who, with no explanation, flew to California to rescue her from a wild drive to self-destroying fame. Jules seems to have an addiction to this “fame” substance above all others. Our only hope is to pray for this clearly demented soul.
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