Category: SON Network
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AIO Team to switch to 3-episode albums upon Club member’s request
HOLLYWOOD, CA- After the recording of Album 73 and 74, the team gave thorough consideration to the requests of Club users, a unanimous decision was made by the writers to shorten the episode count in series albums from six to three, starting with Album 75. This will allow more Club episodes to feature quality content…
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SONN Instant News Report! Album 73 and 74 Episodes Revealed!
COLORADO SPRINGS, CO- The writer’s have finally taken the suggestions of Club commenters and made these episodes! This is incredible news straight from Focus on the Family itself. And we’re sure people won’t raid the castle after this amazing release! Album 73 contains:A 3-parter about Buck and Jules and the Rydells…again! The episodes are called…
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Club Commenters Place Cardboard J*llian on Donkey
COLORADO SPRINGS, CO- As commenters prepared for The Great Day of J*llian, they marched to the entrance of town with a large cardboard cutout of her. They placed her upon a rented donkey and paraded downtown. They even went to the local In-n-Out and took some palm leaves to wave as. It was an incredibly…
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Wyatt Perkins diagnosed with Twitter Disease
ODYSSEY, USA- Although Wyatt is supposedly not old enough to have a social media account, this week he came out of the hospital diagnosed with Twitter Disease. This common illness causes individuals who catch it to repeat things they hear online without confirming it for themselves. Many exposed to a certain phrase or idea spread…
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Odyssey changes city name to Mayberry
ODYSSEY, USA- Mayor Spencer Hicks (or Margret Faye, still not exactly sure what year it is) recently announced that due to several newcomers mistaking the small town for the other fictional town of Mayberry, the city would be renamed to that anyway. This left many city members confused; however, outsiders said it was the perfect…
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Rydell Children: “We were playing games”!
WASHINGTON D.C– Two children named Morrie and Suzu Rydell were caught in a National Guard uniform after sacking a man called “Joe Biden”. The two children were found in a room by an NSA agent known as Tasha Forbes. According to her report, the person was locked in an inflatable escape room and had mere…
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McKay child makes headlines after offering “Juice and Milk” instead of Lemonade
Last week (or sometime after 2003, we’re not really sure), Grady McKay made it on the front page of the Odyssey Times when he broke a tradition held since 1987. When one Eugene Meltsner arrived at his door, he was offered juice or milk instead of water, tea, or most importantly, lemonade. Since Mayor Faye…
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President Farkus declares today “Flick Buddy’s Ear Day”
While our top reporters were on the field today, President Dion Farkus declared today “flick Buddy’s ear month”. He reported that the president also declared the right-index finger “the most sacred of all fingers”. We spoke to Mr. Farkus later that day. It turned out that the President of the United States was in fact…