Category: November 2021 Posts
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The Future is Bright! (For AWB, at least)
Almost exactly one year ago, The New AIO Blog became the beautiful website AIO Writer’s Block we know and hopefully love today. All of 2021, there have been a slew of accomplishments, many of which I covered during the anniversary celebration. I also congratulated readers and writers when we reached 1 thousand monthly viewers and…
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Mayor Margaret Faye Announces New Mandate Of The Novabox For All Citizens Of Odyssey
ODYSSEY, USA – Today at a press conference, Mayor Margaret Faye announced a new law in Odyssey. All inhabitants of the town are now required to have a Novabox in their house that is used daily. If they do not abide by these measures, they must stay home to keep those who are using the…
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Jillian Marshall Hangs Mistletoe In J & J Antiques And Gestures Suggestively Towards It
ODYSSEY, USA – Today at J & J Antiques in Odyssey, Jillian Marshall halted her work to hang some mistletoe from the ceiling of the shop. She did this while her boss, Jason Whittaker, was out making deliveries for the business. When Whittaker returned from the shop, he walked into the room and saw Jillian…
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Jimmy and Donna Forget Last Year, This Time Burn Down Entire House
ODYSSEY, USA- A few days ago, Jimmy and Donna Barclay once again found themselves in a predicament of sickly proportions. With their two parents sick with the coronavirus, they forgot the instructions to go to the Jacob’s house and decided to try their hand at Thanksgiving dinner. Despite Jimmy’s insistance that they just forget tradition…
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Bart Rathbone Announces His Run For Mayor Of Odyssey In Next Election 15 Minutes After Conceding Last Election
ODYSSEY, USA – Bart Rathbone just conceded the election to current mayor Spencer Hicks. Shortly after, he announced his run for Mayor in two years, after the term was up. “Odyssey needs a leader with some self-respect. I am da man with that respect for uhh, friends, family, and countryfellow. So I am officially throwin’…
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Uninformed Odyssey Fan Actually Likes The Video Series
Hope, Arkansas – A self proclaimed fan of Adventures in Odyssey recently came out in support of the Adventures in Odyssey video series. In this seemingly simple statement, she outed herself as totally clueless and ignorant. When faced with the facts of Odyssey and that the video series (although enjoyable for young children) is complete…
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Connie Late to Work After First Snow of the Year
ODYSSEY, USA – Today, the first snow of the winter fell in Odyssey. On her way to work, Connie rode in her car and spun off the road. She totaled the red Prelude gifted to her by Mr. Whittaker at Christmas, years ago. Reportedly she was combing her hair and took both hands off the…
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Eugene Meltsner and Tom Riley Reunite in Heaven
HEAVEN- Today Eugene Meltsner and Tom Riley reunited in Heaven. Tom passed away years ago, and they met again for a joyous reunion. Eugene greeted Tom with “Greeting and salutation my dear companion!” It has been far too long since we last interacted.” Tom, ignoring the flowery nonsense, embraced Eugene. Tom said “Howdy Eugene! It’s…
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John Whittaker Files Lawsuit Against Focus on The Family For Defamatory Video Series
ODYSSEY, USA – Local business owner John Whittaker filed a lawsuit against Evangelical organization Focus on the Family. Reportedly, Focus obtained the rights from Whittaker to write a video series about Whittaker and his ice cream shop “Whit’s End.” Whittaker is now in court with Focus on the Family’s lawyers because Whittaker sees the video…
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Junior Steps Into the Odyssey Universe to Tell Emily to Call the Police
TUSTIN, CA- Junior Asparagus has reportedly jumped universes in great haste upon hearing about Emily’s situation. He got the call from a podcast host who wished to remain anonymous. However, he rushed in later to find out what the problem was. “I saw on this website that Emily was being harassed by this computer hack.…