Category: June 2021 Posts
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Rydell Children: “We were playing games”!
WASHINGTON D.C– Two children named Morrie and Suzu Rydell were caught in a National Guard uniform after sacking a man called “Joe Biden”. The two children were found in a room by an NSA agent known as Tasha Forbes. According to her report, the person was locked in an inflatable escape room and had mere…
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News and Teasers from the Official Podcast
I know most of you have listened to the latest podcast already, but if you haven’t, or if you want a clear readable outline, here’s a list of all the future Odyssey things revealed or hinted at in the interview with Phil Lollar, Dave Arnold, Marshall Younger, and Kathy Buchanan. Starting with stuff in the…
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McKay child makes headlines after offering “Juice and Milk” instead of Lemonade
Last week (or sometime after 2003, we’re not really sure), Grady McKay made it on the front page of the Odyssey Times when he broke a tradition held since 1987. When one Eugene Meltsner arrived at his door, he was offered juice or milk instead of water, tea, or most importantly, lemonade. Since Mayor Faye…
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President Farkus declares today “Flick Buddy’s Ear Day”
While our top reporters were on the field today, President Dion Farkus declared today “flick Buddy’s ear month”. He reported that the president also declared the right-index finger “the most sacred of all fingers”. We spoke to Mr. Farkus later that day. It turned out that the President of the United States was in fact…