Author: aiowritersblock
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McKay child makes headlines after offering “Juice and Milk” instead of Lemonade
Last week (or sometime after 2003, we’re not really sure), Grady McKay made it on the front page of the Odyssey Times when he broke a tradition held since 1987. When one Eugene Meltsner arrived at his door, he was offered juice or milk instead of water, tea, or most importantly, lemonade. Since Mayor Faye…
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President Farkus declares today “Flick Buddy’s Ear Day”
While our top reporters were on the field today, President Dion Farkus declared today “flick Buddy’s ear month”. He reported that the president also declared the right-index finger “the most sacred of all fingers”. We spoke to Mr. Farkus later that day. It turned out that the President of the United States was in fact…
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Announcement: Satire is new on the Block!
Going forward, look for Odyssey-themed satirical news post. These should be enjoyable, funny, random, and silly. Anyway, here’s to new things.
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The Life and Works of Phil Lollar
This is an expository draft I did as an assignment. It’s definitely more professional than I write, but hopefully still educational. Enjoy! Many people who have heard of Phil Lollar would associate him with the popular radio dramas by Focus on the Family. However, many more things have happened throughout his life, for example, his…
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The Saddest Episodes.
That’s enough mystery, depth, and comedy for one month. Onion’s come to make you cry. Here are the top saddest episodes. Get out your tissues guys, this one’s gonna bring tears to your face. 5. Forever, Amen Dealing with the subject of the death of an unborn child, this episode really hits hard. The event…
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Bonus: Other Scary Episodes
No descriptions, just a list of episodes. You can draw your own conclusions. The Mysterious StrangerThe Case of the Secret RoomThe Treasure of LeMondeHold Up!- somewhat funny as well, mostly the ending Original Post can be found here: https://wp.me/pcGMdQ-9Y
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Let’s Talk About Sagas: Related, or Unrelated? Connections to the Novacom Saga
One score and one day ago, I began discussing the Adventures in Odyssey seasons of 2003 through 2008 and their connections to Novacom. This week, I’ll delve more into that topic. I will also include links to all the sagas and episodes connected to Novacom after Novacom but before the 2010 hiatus. Smaller sets of…
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Top Five Scariest Episodes
Many episodes are on either side of the scale, comical or frightening. The one that aren’t… are called sad. Here is a collection of some of the scariest episodes, at least in my opinion. I’ll give a scariness rating out of 10 along with the scariest part. Take into consideration that the scariest things to…
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Why “Jillson” is LITERALLY the Worst Ship Ever (with John Tuttle III)
Don’t worry, we won’t offend the masses with this one! Enjoy these reasons Jillson is a very bad idea. We hope you agree. 1. Jason is mature 2. Jillian is not 3 . “Jillian” and “mature” do not belong in a sentence together 4. Jason follows the law 6. Jillian finds ways around the law…
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13 Reasons Jillian Marshall is the worst person in the world (with John Tuttle III) [censored edition]
1. She’s immature 2. disrespect of authority 3. inappropriate flirtatiousness 4. The mere idea Jillison makes me cry 5. Would marry for a million dollars and said she was joking, which was fake. 6. Bad role model for Jules, and anyone. Just anyone 7. Has the mind of a ten year old 8. Can’t hold…