Author: aiowritersblock
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Jules Cries About Not Being Able to Run to Los Angeles This Year
ODYSSEY, USA- We were called to the Kendall residence earlier this week to give Jules her attention refill. When the SONN team arrived, we found her crying into her pillow about some recent news. The city was burning down or falling into the sea or something of the like. We tried to console her, saying…
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The Parkers Were Wasted Potential.
The most prominent Odyssey family. The second most prominent Odyssey child. Why did it all go to waste? This week, Don criticizes the writers disposal of the Parker family in Let’s Talk About: The Parkers.
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Jimmy and Donna Forget Last Year, This Time Burn Down Entire House
ODYSSEY, USA- A few days ago, Jimmy and Donna Barclay once again found themselves in a predicament of sickly proportions. With their two parents sick with the coronavirus, they forgot the instructions to go to the Jacob’s house and decided to try their hand at Thanksgiving dinner. Despite Jimmy’s insistance that they just forget tradition…
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Junior Steps Into the Odyssey Universe to Tell Emily to Call the Police
TUSTIN, CA- Junior Asparagus has reportedly jumped universes in great haste upon hearing about Emily’s situation. He got the call from a podcast host who wished to remain anonymous. However, he rushed in later to find out what the problem was. “I saw on this website that Emily was being harassed by this computer hack.…
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Seasons Greetings, Odyssey Episodes
This article is part of a series on Episode Guides. As so many holidays are on the horizon, I thought it would be a good idea to have the best episodes for this time of year in a nice little list. You can refer to this when you want to listen to a seasonal episode…
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Lawrence Scammed by Green Alien Claiming “15 minutes could save 15% or more”
ODYSSEY, USA- Unfortunately, Odyssey resident Lawrence Hodges was once again scammed by a man claiming to be a “traveling insurance salesman”. He was, when we revealed his mask, actually a lizard alien. We were very disappointed in this man-gecko’s scammery ways. We spoke with Lawrence and he said this: “A second time! It happened a…
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Adventures in Conspiracies!
Hopefully you’ve seen the recent video by At My Whit’s End, (which by the way is an awesome YouTube channel, check ‘em out), discussing a theory about AIO being a show in someone’s imagination. Few spoilers here people. This lead me to write about my own Odyssey conspiracy theory which I’ve had on my post…
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Facebook Changes Name to “Nova”
MENLO PARK, CA- Only three days ago, we received news that the popular social networking and advertising service Facebook, would soon change its business’s name to Nova, to aim for the mindoverse. We cannot determine what this means, but we’re sure that whatever it is, it would be detrimental our brains in any way. Meta…
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News Flash: Whoops!
[Just a little side note, I actually did intend to release this post this the same day the news was released, however I’ve been going non-stop for the past few days and couldn’t fit it into my slew of projects and practices. Anyway, I’m not to late am I?] Yeah…so The Lost One was too…