[Unredacted but still edited!] When in the sadly likely event of a Club commenter telling you Jillion is the greatest thing since sliced bread, you may find yourself at an extreme loss for words. If you find yourself in extreme shock because you can’t believe anyone would ever support this child-woman than don’t worry. John and I have brought you 20 reasons Jilean is a terrible character, and we spared no feelings. So if this ever happens to you, refer to the AWB User’s Guide on why Jilin is the worst person ever. Sure, you might get banned if you post a few of these, but that’s the price you pay. However, If you want to tell your Club friends why Jillian is a bad person without making them hate you forever, please refer to 13 Reasons Jillian Marshall is the worst person in the world (with John Tuttle III) [censored edition].
1. She’s immature
2. Disrespect of authority
3. Inappropriate flirtatiousness
4. Annoying as Buckles
5. The mere idea Jillison makes me cry
6. Probably dated Gavin Newson at one point
7. Would marry for a million dollars and said she was joking, which was fake.
8. Is a joke
9. Bad role model for Jules, and anyone. Just anyone
10. Has the mind of Christ a ten year old
11. Lived in California… ’nuff said
12. Can’t hold down a job
13. 10-year old Club members love her
14. Couldn’t use ‘literally’ correctly to get out of a wet paper bag
15. Dyed her hair pink
16. Was on the cover of an album, a right reserved for actual characters.
17. Is flaky as unhealthily dry skin
18. Doesn’t know how to work an ice cream machine
19. Has no spine… LITERALLY
20. No one except for young club members likes her
Bonus: Would never listen to Dave Ramsey. I mean she literally sold… you know what? Never mind.
If this offends you, sorry. You were literally warned in the description. If this offended you, remember the words of Jillian Marshall, “It was a joke!” Anyway,
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